Showing posts with label army. Show all posts
Showing posts with label army. Show all posts

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Army Base Locked Down

Apparently the Dugway Proving Grounds have been locked down—no one in or out— due to "serious concerns." This would be the base that does research on chemical and biological warfare. Uh oh...

Sunday, March 28, 2010

Army Discovers New Disability: Sleep Apnea

Apparently the Army has discovered a new "disability" for generals: sleep apnea. You have sleep apnea and you are a general? 100 million dollar consulting contract for you, sir. Sleep apnea and you're an enlisted soldier? Quit faking it and get into formation!

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

The Problem with a Two Front War

The only thing we learn from history is that we do not learn from history. One would think the powers that be in the Administration might have known enough not to start a two front war (on terror). Now we are without enough troops to prosecute both fronts. A classic mistake that destroyed the Germans.