Help For Starving College Students (Attention Ben!)

So you're a college student getting by on a limited budget and tired of ramen noodles three times a day. Why don't you try coon meat? The "people who eat them" say they are "good eatin'" though one does wonder about the standards of those who eat raccoon meat, but who am I to judge?

Apparently, raccoons are organic, so the tree-huggers should be elated.

"During grad school, my roommate and I ate 32 coons one winter. It was all free, and it was really good. If you think about being green and eating organically, raccoon meat is the ultimate organic food," with no steroids, no antibiotics, no growth hormones.